Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean....... against tables, floors, chairs, walls and ugly fuckers, so be careful my friends.
You know when you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been there before. Alcoholic friend of mine getting married and he is registered to the local liquor store. He tried the alcoholic anonymous 12 step program but he fell down the steps.
Happy holidays everyone now go out and have a drink and tip your bartender, cheers!!!
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- newyorkcitybartender
- New York, New York, United States
- I have been a bartender for over 10 years in New York City- these are some of my stories.
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Ya know. After drinking a lot and waking up the next day you always look really lean. Dehydration I guess, but it does haha. Take it easy from UnitedStatesBartenders.com. Check us out sometime!
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