Porn Stars

I met this porn star at the bar the other day and she said to me that she wanted to go out with me, so I asked her when she was available. She said she was working Tuesday and Wednesday, so how about Thursday, I said how about Monday!!!!!

My friend Joe is a bit of a sick fucker, he told me the other night that he recently bought a blow up doll, as he was not having much luck recently with the ladies. The clerk at the sex shop asks him, do you want a christian or muslin doll, he asks the clerk, whats the difference, the muslin doll blows itself up.!! He said that he only blows it up half way so it makes him feel like he's sleeping with a supermodel, told you he was a sick fucker.

He said to me that he asked his girlfriend to try the missionary position. His girlfriend said whats that position, he says, I stay here and you fuck off to Africa. He said he had sex with a female clown, she twisted his penis into a poodle dog. I think I should quite after that one, good luck for now.